Tuesday, March 28, 2006

in which the classics are re-born

imogen (side)
Originally uploaded by sequin faery.

kate informed me that 'welcome back kotter' is being turned into a film (no big surprise there really) and that the role of mr. kotter will be played by no other than, should be oscar winner, ice cube!

in honour of that ground breaking news, we took it upon ourselves to cast a few classic films we are sure will fall into remake territory in no time.

1. 'Gone With the wind' starring - Jessica Alba & Justin Timberlake (the screen will surely sizzle)

2. 'Casablanca' starring - Snoop Dog & Paris Hilton (park that shit where it's hot!)

3. 'The Breakfast Club' starring - The Backstreet Boys (no need for actresses for the female roles, these guys can handle it)

4. 'A Streetcar Named Desire' starring - Clay Aiken & Keira Knightly (STELLA!!!)

5. 'The Ten Commandments' starring - JLO, as Moses (no comment)

6. 'To Kill a Mockingbird' starring - Keanu Reeves, Ashley Olsen, and Carrot Top as Boo Radley (Ashley might be a little old for the role but she's good for the "tween" draw at the box office. they can tape her boobs down)

7. 'Chinatown' starring - 50 Cent (no comment)

8. 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' starring - Jessica Simpson

coming soon to a theater near you!

*p.s. painting above is available at wonderlust