Friday, March 19, 2004

rubber fashion

this is a true tale starring my husband, damian. please know that i tried to get permission from him to tell it online but he wasn't answering his phone at work. his loss. i'm telling it because it makes me laugh and i hope it puts a smile on the face of someone who is having a bad day.

one day, when he was a much smaller version of who he is now (we're talking single digit age group), he wandered into his parents bedroom where he spotted a box of condoms on his dad's bedside table. he took one of the little packages out of the box and began to tear it open. for some reason damian thought that they were stockings and being the fashion conscious child that he must have been, proceeded to place them on his feet.

the end.

i married that.